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Welcome to 'The Show'

Sometimes parents find themselves unwitting (and unwilling) members of the audience for their children's impromptu performance

It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights … it’s time to get things started at the Lansing house tonight!

If you have kids, you have undoubtedly been to “A Show.” I don’t mean a movie or a play. No, I’m talking about “A Show” – one that involves your child performing something and you being the unwitting (and sometimes unwilling) member of the audience.

As I prepare to make dinner, I hear the familiar announcement: “Come on, Mommy! It’s time for The Show! Here’s your ticket. Have a seat. The show is about to begin!”

Indeed. The Show is definitely getting started. In makeshift dressing rooms set up in three corners of the living room, the stars of The Show adorn themselves.

Performer Number One wears a neon green swimsuit and black patent leather tap shoes. Performer Number Two wears a baby blue leotard with white and pink-striped socks (to expedite sliding on the hardwood floor). Performer Number Three, the shortest of the bunch, sports a hot pink tutu, a Tinkerbell T-shirt and bare feet.

The Show begins with Performer Number One’s dance solo. The audience (that is, me) is forced to hum the theme from Star Wars while watching her jump and turn half-cartwheels. She isn’t bad, but it’s hard to take her seriously when she trips on the edge of the recliner and says, “That’s part of it. That was part of it!”

Next, Performer Number Two does her routine. She sings Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star while she does the hula. She inadvertently cracks herself up when in the middle of her song, she interjects an extra (original) line containing the word "poop."

The third act begins with Performer Number Three standing on her tiptoes. She spins around, rolls her eyes back in her head belts out: “Somewhere over de wainbow, way up high, somewhere over the wainbow, birds and bluebirds high! Thank you! Thank you vewy much!”

I clap. I hoot and say “Encore! Encore!” though I don’t really mean it. I need to make dinner.

But we aren’t done yet, are we? When there’s a captive audience, A Show must go on.

As a finale, all three performers take the stage at the same time. Observing the size of our living room, I have to question the wisdom of this decision. I’m informed that “it’s OK because we already rehearsed.”  

I cannot really describe the spectacle that ensues, but I will give you the highlights: Performer Number Two is inadvertently kicked in the arm by the flying left foot of Performer Number One. Performer Number Three twirls one too many times and dizzily smashes into the coffee table, nearly toppling the TV in the process. Performer Number One gracefully bows with a flourish and announces, “And now, we will conclude with me doing The Splits!”

She attempts The Splits, while Numbers Two and Three pose on either side of her, balancing precariously on one foot and waving their hands madly in the air.  

I have to hand it to them. I was entertained.

I guess tonight it was dinner and a show.

Sharon July 18, 2011 at 03:26 PM
These are the 'shows' for which no price is too high, and yet all it requires is TIME (which is difficult to find sometimes), but what priceless and valuable experiences! At our house, the 'shows' involve Spiderman, Superman, Batman, The Hulk, and martial arts performances. (Boys vs Girls) It's always worth the time to let the kids know they are important and we value their creativity. Love it!!
gail gorby July 19, 2011 at 01:31 PM
That is so cute!Later as you get older(and them) you'll look back and remember ''The Show" with a smile and a tear.
Dawn Elizabeth Slike July 19, 2011 at 05:13 PM
Love it, Devone! Cherish those moments and record them as they happen!
Shanna July 25, 2011 at 02:48 AM
This is darling!! We have "shows" over here as well--usually when the girls have their cousins over!! Lots of singing and dancing--I can totally relate!!

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