The Insufferable Know-It-All  (IKIA) answers your questions about love, sex, marriage, sex, family, sex, relationships, sex, finances, sex and offshore faith-based tax shelters.

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Dear Mr All,

I'm considering becoming a preacher. It's gotta be a great gig. You work a few hours on Sunday morning while the suckers put their hard-earned cash in your collection plate. Them TV evangelizers, they even got their own private jets. And NO TAXES! What a racket. If you get caught doing crack in a motel room full of hookers you just do a teary 'I'm sorry, lord, I has sinned against thee – boo, hoo, hoo', and you're back in business. Whataya think?

Signed: Holy Rollin' Joe

Dear Joe,

Sounds like it has potential. Send me a brochure.

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Dear Know it all,

My brother Chuck's son is on the high school football team. Chuck wants our family to go to every game and cheer for his kid. On Friday night, after working all week, my husband and I prefer going out to dinner rather than sitting on hard bleachers. What do you think?

Signed:  Not Really A Football Fan

Dear Not,

Family is the basis of the Christian-Judeo-Football culture of our country. Refusing to attend your nephew's Football Games is equivalent to treason, missing church and destroying the basic family unit all in one vile act of rebellion. It won't be tolerated. And it's not like they don't have food. If you and your husband are hungry – eat a corndog.

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Dear Mr Know-it-all,

I'm always amazed at how you cut to the nub of every problem. How did you develop such amazing analytical skills? You may be the smartest man on the planet.

Signed: In Awe

Dear Aw,

I developed my abilities over the course of many years and many marriages – holding your own against angry, irrational, premenstrual women is not for the meek or illogical. I may not be the smartest man on the planet but then again, I probably am, just too humble to say so.

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